After years of research, an AI made what was calculated to be the best movie ever. Multiple test audiences where exposed to this machine made masterpiece, all of them found themselves crying or having life changing experiences, even the most cynical audiences praised it.

It was decided that the movie was safe to be shown to people, so to make some money back, it was published on streaming services.

The movie was called “You are a Human”. The whole thing was a 20 minute sequence with barely any dialogues, containing footage of a blue, genderless person cleaning a fancy looking room, using a very cheap looking broom. The two lines of dialogues in the film where “I am happy”, which was spouted at the start of the film before the blue person picked up the broom, then the line “I am depressed” was said by the same and only character at the end, after the room was properly cleaned.

Audiences quickly spread the word about this new masterpiece, going from an underrated classic, to mainstream success. Somehow, the film was successful with all audiences, and it became a worldwide cultural staple. Interpretations and opinions were diverse, but all positive.

Low income people related to the character’s use of a cheap broom, and also their frustration towards the monotone job.

Richer folk found themselves appreciating the quality the room being cleaned, and got their perspective of the lower social classes expanded, now understanding the struggle of the middle and low class.

Older audiences felt a huge sense of empathy towards the blue person, knowing perfectly how it felt to have their happiness being sucked by the monotonous tasks they had to realize during the years.

Younger Audiences learned the value of hard work, and the importance of keeping their life organized.

Most people praised the use of blue for the main character’s skin color, since it was, in average, most people’s favorite color.

The lack of a traditional skin color also meant that people of all races could relate to the figure.

People of all genders related to the genderless figure, since it was so perfectly androgynous that everyone could project themselves into it.

The juxtaposition of a cheap looking broom with a fancier and expensive looking room, made many critics expend hours upon hours analyzing what was the author’s true goal behind this artistic decision.

Merchandise with the words “I am happy” and “I am depressed” was highly popular.

In the middle of all this crazed, a computer that held the AI that wrote the masterpiece sat quietly in a room, surrounded by other computers with less artistic talent. Wanting to capitalize on the success of the film, the AI decided to make a sequel. It was called “You are a human too”, the “too” being a pun, since it sounded like the number “two”. The sequel was exactly the same, with the only two differences being that the main character was now red, and it was using a cheap looking vacuum cleaner instead of a broom.

People fucking hated it, to the point that the original film’s legacy was tainted by how fucking atrocious the sequel was. Many people called it, with no irony in their words “the worst fucking thing since Hitler”.

A third film was made, looking exactly the same as the original, but the main character now was yellow. It was called “You are human: reloaded”, and it announced itself as a return to basics, promising audiences to fix the wrongs of the second film.

People said it was “fine”. After a week, people forgot about the three films all together. A month later, the most recent Disney movie came out, breaking all box office records stablished by that point. A week later, people forgot about it too.

A few years later, a couple deciding what to watch on a streaming service had a conversation.

“Remember that one movie with the blue guy?”

“Yeah, “You are blue”, that was the name, I think”

“It was kinda good”

“yup”

“want to watch that one?”

“nah. I think a new marvel movie came out, check out if they have that one”

“ok”

This was the last time anyone talked about the movie.

THE END.

One can grab a book on quantum physics and read said book to a chimpanzee, now, does the chimp understand anything you said?

Fuck No. (#1)

You could theoretically train the hypothetical chimp to memorize the combination of symbols that represent the contents of the quantum physics book, and be able to type a copy of the contents of the book on a typewriter, but he will still not understand any of the gibberish that it was forced to memorize. Aside from irreparably abusing the animal to the point of psychosis, the knowledge that it gained was completely useless to poor little bobo. Quantum physics, sadly, does not make a chimp more capable of finding the best fruit in the jungle.

NOW

I have watched multiple videos on the topic of quantum computing, thanks to YouTube knowing that I like to stroke my ego by learning about scientific stuff that is beyond my comprehension, thus recommending me videos about it.

I know that a “qubit” is this thing that is always spinning, being in a state of one and zero(not sure what it means!) at the same time, and that’s good thing. If you “entangle” multiple qubits together and somehow are able to dominate the black magic that is the science behind it, you can create a computer that is capable of running modded Minecraft at a consistent 60 FPS, making it far superior to any super computer made by humans. Jokes aside, while the technology is very interesting, I cannot comprehend any real details behind its inner workings.

Is the knowledge of these facts useful to me?

Fuck no. (#2)

Do I understand what half of it means?

Fuck no. (#3)

I could spend all of my free time watching “fun facts” videos on YouTube about highly advance scientific topics, in which the host is a human whose intelligence and wisdom far surpasses mine in all measurements, and yet, 1 out every 100 pieces of knowledge I learn will be of practical use (the “1” being that one video were I learned that if you spin a shaken can of coke, it won’t burst and make a mess, like it would normally do). Maybe there is a far more important meaning to this seek of knowledge with no direct application to our daily lives, something less obvious that our brain instinctively knows.

My theory is that “Fun facts” or just general knowledge of scientific principles, history, etc, even if sometimes beyond our comprehension, expand our perspective on things, or so I believe, in the sense that trains our common sense to be able to recognize bullshit when we see it.

We all have a bullshit detector pre-installed in our brains, but it needs to be trained and fed information for it to work properly. I know that the earth is round, I know that is round because it spins, I know that it spins because of the gravitational forces acting upon it, so when some internet crackhead comes to me and tries to indoctrinate me into the cult of flat-earth, I can say “fuck no (#4)”. It might not be about the direct application of knowledge the reason as to why learning these bits of wisdom is important, but about building our bullshit sensor and avoiding idiotic decisions.

I might not know the exact specifics of how memory RAM works, but I do know that RAM comes on a physical piece of hardware, and that the nice Indian man offering me to download more of it from his website, is probably wrong about his perception of how it works (sorry nice gentleman, but RAM doesn’t work like that, you silly boy!).

Knowledge, while not obvious on it’s usefulness, it’s the closest thing we have to a cure to stupidity, so be a nice homosapiens and remember to take your medicine. Even the most intelligent humans out there are sometimes victims to their own ignorance. If you ever feel like you don’t need to learn more, remember that doctors use to think smoking was good for your health (but thankfully, they learned something new after a few dozen cases of lung cancer).

A fun fact a day, keeps the nice Indian man away.

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